evening

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 19:08, archived)

what's your angle?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 19:11, archived)

Don't be obtuse

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:08, archived)

-what's your
+wiv da +s
(piss and shit, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:48, archived)

SMEGWANK

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 19:30, archived)

Too far mate.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:13, archived)

ANTIPODEAN COCKWIPE
Just got ketchup on my crisp new t shirt whilst eating a meat pie at 7:30am :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:29, archived)

Hope it's a white tshirt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:44, archived)

Yep
I've got it clean with washing up liquid. Phew.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 21:04, archived)

My smelmit, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 21:04, archived)

YA MANGRAL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 22:17, archived)

^regular spazmohedron

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Feb 2026, 21:29, archived)

They have these weird blister packs of sauce, when you squeeze them they burst open.
Who knew? Not me
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 21:45, archived)

They I
pack
of sauce on my helmit
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 18 Feb 2026, 21:48, archived)

+ and shit come out

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 22:20, archived)