Standing Up Is Hard To Do

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:10, archived)

Keel 'over' Sedaka

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:10, archived)

and tell Tchaikovsky the news

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 14:44, archived)

Laughter in the Morgue
Had to look up his oeurve ifywkm
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:32, archived)

You upskirted his egg?

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 10:47, archived)

I sure did m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:15, archived)

Which deceased songwriter is a logic puzzle?
Neil Sudoku!!!
(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 1:35, archived)

Neil's a DIE-KARK-ah
/Mark E Smith
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 10:54, archived)