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( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 5:55, archived)

morninh

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 7:55, archived)

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( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 9:41, archived)

#SuicidalWelshKnobcheese

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 11:57, archived)

I will always click these

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:31, archived)

Dolly Partozzz

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:32, archived)

And people say she's just a pair of tits.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 12:43, archived)

m/o/r/n/i/n/g

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 7:57, archived)

*m*o*r*n*i*n*g*
da dah da dah da dah dah dah
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 9:41, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 10:46, archived)

Looks like my #2 mum has myeloma
Ffs

*half-hearted 'number 2' reference*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 11:58, archived)

Ffs indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 15:51, archived)

Hopefully treatable, there are lots of options.
If she gets put on thalidomide but needs a non-standard dose in liquid form, I'll make it for her.

I literally will, we seem to be the only place that does it at the moment.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 16:26, archived)

Noted, cheers
She's 84, I'm guessing this will be a factor in which options are considered
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 16:55, archived)

I think she'll ace the Pregnancy Prevention Programme

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 17:10, archived)

You can still get thalidomide?
That's very surprising
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 19:37, archived)

Yeah, you expressed surprise when I've mentioned it before, and I reckon that most people probably have no idea it's still used.
It's used to treat leprosy and multiple myeloma, but due to the catastrophe of its early recommendation to treat morning sickness and the resultant birth defects, there are strict pregnancy prevention protocols around its use. It's a fascinating story, basically the entire drug regulation process in the UK and worldwide was developed as a result of what went really wrong with thalidomide. An act of parliament resulting from an inquiry into the thalidomide scandal resulted in the founding of the Medicines Control Agency (MCA), which is now the MHRA.

Extra interesting is that there was no thalidomide scandal in the USA, because of one woman - Frances Oldham Kelsey - who worked for the FDA. Well worth going down that rabbit hole, if you're interested.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 28 Feb 2026, 20:34, archived)

That IS interesting

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 10:28, archived)