So what you're saying is, I'm Jesus?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:00, archived)

jesus' bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:06, archived)

THE BOLLOCKS OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:12, archived)

i feel compelled to swallow

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 18:26, archived)

ew fuck i can't believe i said that

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 18:27, archived)

to Jesus of ball people

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 18:28, archived)

Merseyside Jesus
A new play by Carla Lane
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 11:31, archived)

"CALM DOWN, JUDAS! HE AIN'T WORTH IT!"

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 12:01, archived)

Then Jesus declared, “I am the Carla Lane's Bread of life."

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 4 Mar 2026, 12:05, archived)