Really? I have a left and a right.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:05, archived)

And they're both bollocks
JUST LIKE POLITICS, RIGHT?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:13, archived)

My extreme left testicle has formed an alliance with your party

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:14, archived)

Splitter!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:16, archived)

Romanes eunt bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:19, archived)

Sack Polanski

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:35, archived)

Ed Balls

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:45, archived)

Boris Johnson

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:50, archived)

Vagina Bottomley

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 15:54, archived)

Kier Starfish

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 16:00, archived)

Ed Milligland

( broadsword, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 16:02, archived)

Tom Tugendhat

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 16:16, archived)

Enoch Bowell

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 16:24, archived)

John Pisscock

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 17:04, archived)

Tony Bladder

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 5 Mar 2026, 17:04, archived)