You've got a group of burly men opening you up at the rear

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:17, archived)

They're interfering with my back passage

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:18, archived)

You should keep it clear in case you need to evacuate quickly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:20, archived)

Easier said than done, m8
There's a lot of them and they're very persistent
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:24, archived)