Hullo mahometan's
They're replacing the roof at the back of our house today. It's pretty fucking smeg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:13, archived)

You should get a roof in the front too, it keeps the rain out.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:16, archived)

Where's the fun in that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:17, archived)

I don't know :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:18, archived)

Maybe think before posting next time eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:19, archived)

I prefer a wall and windows and a door at the front, and a roof on top.
But I’m not a builder, so what do I know?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:53, archived)

Well that's the ideal of course but if you can only afford some of that, start with a roof, you can put the walls and all that bollocks in later

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:55, archived)

I'm over the moon with my new Hexclad pan though
Might get a matching wok
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:16, archived)

Toilets have come a long way since I was a kid

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:38, archived)

Some are even indoors now
You couldn't make it up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 13:51, archived)

You've got a group of burly men opening you up at the rear

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:17, archived)

They're interfering with my back passage

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:18, archived)

You should keep it clear in case you need to evacuate quickly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:20, archived)

Easier said than done, m8
There's a lot of them and they're very persistent
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 12:24, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 13:10, archived)

Shouldn’t the roof be on the top of your house?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 13:47, archived)

Shit you're right
No wonder they looked at me funny
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 13:52, archived)

I've got a man on my roof
Kind of, he lives upstairs.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 14:09, archived)

Pitched?

( mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:09, archived)

All those years, gone, like tears in the rain.

( mongychops, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 15:10, archived)

candulations mongy!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 17:06, archived)

Y
Been leaking for years. They finally gave up on patching up/repainting and pretending that fixes the issue and actually addressed the root problem
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Mar 2026, 16:11, archived)