Muse lol

( .Yeti., Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:03, archived)

I could never get past their name
being the same as the top pre-Viagra erectile dysfunction treatment.

"If you feel a burning sensation, it may help to continue to roll your penis until the burning stops"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:16, archived)

rollin rollin rollin rollin
c'mon!
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:35, archived)

Roll, roll, roll your dick
'Til the burning stops
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
It no longer flops
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:42, archived)

What with Steely Dan naming themselves after a dildo, it's almost a tradition.

( .Yeti., Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:40, archived)

Did it work?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:56, archived)

Dunno, I never asked any of the patients about their experience of ramming things up their japper.
This was in my pre-reg year, and then Viagra came along and swallowing a tablet was somehow more popular.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 16:01, archived)

Haha no I knew that really but I was implying that you know about it because you suffer from erectile dysfunction!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 17:13, archived)

Oh, you!
edit: of course, I mean Takes one to know one lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 17:29, archived)