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Judas Priest or Iron Maiden?
Rob Halford or Bruce Dickenson?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:08, Reply)
what's the vegetarian option?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:19, Reply)
Sadness

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:21, Reply)
apparently in china, chinese food is just called food.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:30, Reply)
didnt know they spoke english over there

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:34, Reply)
The Lighthouse Family

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:30, Reply)
listen i had a big fight and the wankers who lost have blocked all the roads, gonna need you guys to sort that out for me ok? otherwise probs yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:27, Reply)
Oh, you got it, absolutely. Would be delighted.
I just need to get my teeeny tiny violin out and *screeeeeeech* there you go. That's for you. I'd do more but I'm having to be careful about the amount of fuel I use, you know how it is.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:29, Reply)
let's make it into a music!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:31, Reply)
Kwik Fit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:31, Reply)
Jiffy Lube

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:33, Reply)
Russians in Afghanistube

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:33, Reply)
Albuquerque

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:44, Reply)
<s>J</s> St

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 17:11, Reply)
Jifflen Lubilee

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 17:28, Reply)

Mojo Priest, obviously
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:40, Reply)
Iron maiden, dude!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:42, Reply)
Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:47, Reply)
tastes like girders

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:48, Reply)
Bogus :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:51, Reply)
Judas Priest!
Iron maiden smell of wee and also of poo
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:48, Reply)
Judas Priest smell of baby sick and disappointment

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:50, Reply)
All the babies fathered by noted hetero stud, Rob Halford.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:02, Reply)

sick oil
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:45, Reply)
Getting all the CDs and records into the new music room yesterday.
The only song by either of those that I own is Therapy?'s cover of Breaking the Law on the b-side of Nowhere, so I suppose I'll have to say Judas Priest by default unless someone else in my collection did an Iron Maiden cover that I've forgotten about.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:56, Reply)
Nah

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 14:58, Reply)
Muse lol

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:03, Reply)
I could never get past their name
being the same as the top pre-Viagra erectile dysfunction treatment.

"If you feel a burning sensation, it may help to continue to roll your penis until the burning stops"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:16, Reply)
rollin rollin rollin rollin
c'mon!
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:35, Reply)
Roll, roll, roll your dick
'Til the burning stops
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
It no longer flops
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:42, Reply)
What with Steely Dan naming themselves after a dildo, it's almost a tradition.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:40, Reply)
Did it work?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:56, Reply)
Dunno, I never asked any of the patients about their experience of ramming things up their japper.
This was in my pre-reg year, and then Viagra came along and swallowing a tablet was somehow more popular.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 16:01, Reply)
Haha no I knew that really but I was implying that you know about it because you suffer from erectile dysfunction!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 17:13, Reply)
Oh, you!
edit: of course, I mean Takes one to know one lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 17:29, Reply)
AC/DC

(piss and shit, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:50, Reply)
David Dickinson

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 15:54, Reply)
Bobby dazzler

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 21:05, Reply)
Anyone who wrote graffiti in the 80s knows that 'rob Halford' is an activity
Not a person
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Mar 2026, 17:36, Reply)