He went on for years about how he had a thing with Natalie Portman
until all the #MeToo stuff happened and she pointed out it wasn't true, and that he was just a creepy old man when she was a teenager.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 16:30, archived)

Yeah, isn't there a very creepy photo of him draping his arm over her when she was about 18 and obviously not at all comfortable with it?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 16:40, archived)

www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/moby-natalie-portman-instagram-claims
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 16:47, archived)

YES BUT SHE SAID I WASN'T DATING HER ABLOOBLOO

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 17:33, archived)

"Cracking Cheesecake Grommit"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:32, archived)