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Larkin wrote a couple of things on this.
in the early fifties, in a piece I believe entitled "to my wife" (he wasn't married to anyone at that point btw) "for all other faces I have exchanged your face" or words to that effect.
He also wrote, in, Self's THe Man, was it, maybe, I'm doing this from memory so bear with me, it won't be accurate,
"he married a woman to stop her getting away
and now she's there all day"
(italics mine)
Makes you think, dunnit
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 19:31, archived)
he might have been larkin about tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 20:04, archived)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 20:17, archived)
well mine's not here all day.
not here at all, actually.
perhaps she's lost her keys or something
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 20:21, archived)
*bright smile* yes that'll be it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:53, archived)
i thought so my good chum
i thought so. maybe one of those key fobs that when you whistle it beeps is in order. i remember them being quite the must have item not long ago..
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 22:54, archived)
He collected faces?
Fucking weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:26, archived)
Yeah, he cuts them out and sticks them in a book with Pritt Stick.
Proper sicko.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:48, archived)
He'll need a flower press to flatten them properly

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:57, archived)
that's for flowers not faces
you need lotion for faces
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 22:55, archived)
faeces I thought it was

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:54, archived)
nono sorry wait, I'm thinking of eleanor rigby

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:55, archived)
You're thinking of Gillian McKeith

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 21:58, archived)
lol not if I can help it

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Tue 7 Apr 2026, 22:00, archived)