I hear Iran is lovely at this time of year, do take a tour of the bridges and power plants

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 8:31, archived)

I did just drop a toxic payload
Many people are saying it could be the end of a civilisation. I’d give it 5 minutes if I were you. So sad
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 8:47, archived)

Pre-holiday spoons.
The socially and morally acceptable pre 5.30am pint.
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:11, archived)

Robert Smith as been arrested?!?!?
No. Not THAT Robert Smith, from The Cure, the one from the Australia army Phew
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:13, archived)

2/10, not nearly vague enough

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:15, archived)