Good morning

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 6:27, archived)

Octo.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 6:33, archived)

Hello Mongy. Good to see you.

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 7:11, archived)

He's not going to like that.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 7:35, archived)

Put the lotion in the basket?

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 7:41, archived)

Am at Gatwick spoons
Sausage butty, hash browns and pint incoming.

Let the Holibobs begin!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 8:28, archived)

I hear Iran is lovely at this time of year, do take a tour of the bridges and power plants

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 8:31, archived)

I did just drop a toxic payload
Many people are saying it could be the end of a civilisation. I’d give it 5 minutes if I were you. So sad
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 8:47, archived)

Pre-holiday spoons.
The socially and morally acceptable pre 5.30am pint.
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:11, archived)

Robert Smith as been arrested?!?!?
No. Not THAT Robert Smith, from The Cure, the one from the Australia army Phew
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:13, archived)

2/10, not nearly vague enough

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:15, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:42, archived)

Happy birthday, Buddha!

( $$ ✅, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 9:56, archived)

As a present, I gave him the gift he truly wanted.
A soap from Lush and a birthday card that says something funny about getting another year older.
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Apr 2026, 10:00, archived)

"You Only Live Once"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:14, archived)

Sean Gonnery

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:35, archived)

shamshara ish nirvana

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:50, archived)

Every day is a good day

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:14, archived)

I asked him what type of birthday cake he wanted and he said make me one with everything. He can fuck off

( mongychops, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:56, archived)

clickin’ dis

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:01, archived)

I've been to his birthplace, AMA

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 11:57, archived)

Did you see Buddha’s bumhole?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:01, archived)

no, it was in fucken bits by the time I got there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:19, archived)

Parinirvana'd pooper

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 13:27, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 13:32, archived)

Good afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 12:02, archived)