can really see Henry Spunke-Trumpette as a gilded name on a seating plan at one of those tedious events frequented by as-yet unarrested minor royals
( vladimir, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 16:20, archived)

...of course we Spunke-Trumpettes have lived here at Lowunclere Castle since the conquest, said Sir Henry, rolling the words around his mouth like edible marbles and lighting his cigar by striking a match across the top of the butler's head
( vladimir, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 16:24, archived)

give sir henry at rawlinson's end a listen x

(piss and shit, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 17:10, archived)

oh. OH
piss, I feel that we're going to be firm friends
( vladimir, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 17:27, archived)

❤️

(piss and shit, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 18:45, archived)

Ah that's ace
My brother loved it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:29, archived)

scrotum the wrinkled retainer

(piss and shit, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:37, archived)

I lol'd reading that bit whilst feverishly ordering

( vladimir, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:56, archived)

www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/time-bizarre-spunk-trumpet-note-1272334
(piss and shit, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 18:46, archived)

incredible

( vladimir, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 19:13, archived)

most in love with the way it's a "let's look back at this grindingly dull thing that happened a year ago"
( vladimir, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 19:14, archived)

any more
not anymore. what a spunk trumpet.
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:01, archived)

spunk trumpedant!!!!!

( vladimir, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 20:55, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 17 Apr 2026, 22:06, archived)