I take great pains to ensure there is next-to-no chance of me ever being in a lift with either of them
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:20, archived)

This is exactly what someone would say at the start of a horror film

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:54, archived)

lolololol
The Padstow Chain Restaurant Massacre
( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 19:58, archived)

Alright, Robert Rankin.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Apr 2026, 20:23, archived)

pfffff

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Wed 22 Apr 2026, 20:40, archived)