Did she jump over the garden fence in a huff
and shit in the neighbour's flower bed too?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 9:56, Reply)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 10:24, Reply)

You used to go out with 2can?
I sense the dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-diddly-dums at the end of Eastenders about to play out...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 11:20, Reply)

I sure did

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 11:38, Reply)

Did he take your temperature without using his hands at all?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 14:09, Reply)

we all have mate
he's a right slag
(piss and shit, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 12:04, Reply)

that slag broke my achy beaky heart

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 12:22, Reply)