I'm sorry, I've written joke
"Nice sunny day"

"Yeah, but that wind's a bastard"

"Andrew Mountbatten"?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 30 Apr 2026, 22:12, archived)

Tits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 22:21, archived)

I see what you were trying to go for there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 22:44, archived)

Crucifixion?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 23:21, archived)

Crucifixion's a doddle

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 1 May 2026, 8:52, archived)

Has anyone said tits yet?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 May 2026, 0:39, archived)

Yes, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor said it to Jeffrey Epstein.
"Has she got tits yet?"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 1 May 2026, 5:50, archived)

"Yes, they're quite big and womanly now."
"Ugh, gross."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 May 2026, 7:30, archived)