Have you tried instituting a demilitarized zone, enforced by a UN peacekeeping force if necessary?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 May 2026, 10:37, archived)

First thing we did
we had the white helmets empting turds from litter trays on day one but it hasn't fostered a sense of calm and harmony in the house.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:46, archived)

lol helmets

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 3 May 2026, 10:54, archived)