if it's as swanky as queef makes out the mini bars have sensors so they know when you take an item out and charge you anyway
or i might be making that up
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 5 May 2026, 21:38, archived)

That's just what Big Hotel want you to think, wake up sheeple.
Or maybe it's true, dunno
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 5 May 2026, 22:33, archived)