Fucking hell guy's, I am in one fancy hotel here
Just had a wee gander at the room service menu: jamon and bread: €40

Best not raid the mini bar eh
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 16:32, archived)

Jamon motherfucker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 May 2026, 16:37, archived)

Jamon ja-mon
Jamon ja-mon
Jamon ja-mon ja-mon

I'm the leader, I'm the leader

Oh. Not allowed to sing that any more are we :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 16:43, archived)

I'm at 25,000 ft. Surely that's enough

( mongychops, Tue 5 May 2026, 16:40, archived)

Nice

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 16:44, archived)

^ takes it up the Gary

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 5 May 2026, 17:01, archived)

alright mongy safe trip mate

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2026, 17:23, archived)

probably can't speak english any more :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2026, 0:42, archived)

-gander at the room service menu: jamon and bread: €40 +in the sink

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 May 2026, 16:41, archived)

Got to mark your territory m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 16:43, archived)

you wee your cock in my sink?
in my sink
sink
you wee your cock in my sink
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 5 May 2026, 21:23, archived)

Might treat myself to a bottle of Barolo
Only €340
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 16:48, archived)

Bar-lol-o, more like.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 May 2026, 18:49, archived)

€40? You can jamon that up your arseon.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 May 2026, 16:49, archived)

arseon jambaro

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 5 May 2026, 16:54, archived)

serious lardon here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2026, 19:02, archived)

serious gnome with a
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 5 May 2026, 20:13, archived)

Marco Rubio, the US secretary of state, does not have a face made from poorly stitched-together offcuts of spoiled meat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2026, 19:00, archived)

I like his natural coloured hair

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 21:06, archived)

Pete Hegseth, the US secretary of defense, may have the face of a ham marinaded in cider, but it certainly cost more than 50p.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 5 May 2026, 21:07, archived)

Pete Hegseth's wife, the wife of the US secretary of defense, is definitely worth more than 50p, but she still loves some ham in cider

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 May 2026, 1:57, archived)

Rob could get you 69 hams for that, at today's rates.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 May 2026, 21:07, archived)

If you want to raid the minibar
Vodka and gin can be topped up with water. Whisky can be topped up using the complimentary teabags.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 5 May 2026, 21:29, archived)

if it's as swanky as queef makes out the mini bars have sensors so they know when you take an item out and charge you anyway
or i might be making that up
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 5 May 2026, 21:38, archived)

That's just what Big Hotel want you to think, wake up sheeple.
Or maybe it's true, dunno
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 5 May 2026, 22:33, archived)