morning
My sunrise alarm with birdsong is pre-empted and drowned out by the actual sunrise and birdsong.
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 6 May 2026, 6:37, archived)

The sooner we replace all this unruly nature with AI, the better.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 6 May 2026, 8:37, archived)

Set your alarm to "bone-chilling dinosaurian screechings of a pack of seagulls", which should definitely drown out any namby-pamby twitterings from whatever birds roost near your house.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 May 2026, 9:26, archived)