I know a restaurant with a wooden leg named Smith

( vladimir, Sat 9 May 2026, 17:48, archived)

I'M SORRY 😭
Rules in London, Botin in Madrid?
( vladimir, Sat 9 May 2026, 17:50, archived)

ahaha "Rules in London, Botin in Madrid" has such pleasingly strong "business in the front, party in the back" energy
( vladimir, Sat 9 May 2026, 17:51, archived)

I have been to both of those
Botin is older and was today's luncheon. Both are great experiences but the tucker is mediocre at Rules and actively poor at Botin. I mean really poor. They've had 300 years to learn how to roast suckling pig but haven't worked it out yet. Any day now, I'm sure
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 9 May 2026, 20:47, archived)

What's its other leg called?

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 9 May 2026, 17:53, archived)

yessssssssss :)))))) \o/

( vladimir, Sat 9 May 2026, 18:00, archived)