Be weird as heck if he were doing, say, gecko farts, no?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 May 2026, 16:47, archived)

the idea of a gecko emitting a miniature squeak and shooting several inches along the wall is most pleasing
( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 17:59, archived)

this is why they always look so surprised
( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 18:00, archived)

It makes a sound like 'geck' and they're all like "OH!"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 May 2026, 19:50, archived)

this yes this :)

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 19:57, archived)