I'm so sorry to post a new message this soon but just want to say I am crying laughing at the plyrics below I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:37, archived)

pee lyrics, maybe yours will stain your chinos

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:40, archived)

You can do anything but don't piss on your new blue troos

( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:44, archived)

Pissy Woman, weeing down the street
Pissy Woman, kind I like to meet...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:54, archived)

oh no out loud laugh

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 15:14, archived)

It's wonderful how there's always so much love on this forum
and no-one ever gets called a fucking stupid fucking cunt.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:49, archived)

love piss
forum leg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:51, archived)

💕

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 15:15, archived)

this is what rhian and hester were telling us about

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 11 May 2026, 21:55, archived)

HELLLLOOOOOOO :)

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 22:28, archived)

do a little pee
don't make a little mess
sit down tonight
( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 15:14, archived)

2can this is a tribute post fyi

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 15:16, archived)

Alright jack black

( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2026, 19:03, archived)

mongyyyyyy xx

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 19:59, archived)

Holy pisspuddles
Boston, the new moggie, is doing cat farts and fucking hell they make your eyes water.

May invest in some probiotic food to settle his guts. Otherwise we'll end up with the paint stripped off the walls.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 11 May 2026, 14:55, archived)

Be weird as heck if he were doing, say, gecko farts, no?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 May 2026, 16:47, archived)

the idea of a gecko emitting a miniature squeak and shooting several inches along the wall is most pleasing
( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 17:59, archived)

this is why they always look so surprised
( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 18:00, archived)

It makes a sound like 'geck' and they're all like "OH!"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 May 2026, 19:50, archived)

this yes this :)

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 19:57, archived)

You're all welcome for the inspiration

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2026, 15:54, archived)

inspir urin
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 May 2026, 16:20, archived)

🥳

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 18:01, archived)

I am very tired and I feel terrible
I'm going to bed m
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 11 May 2026, 16:21, archived)

:( A VERY BIG HUG

( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 18:07, archived)

I walk home,
The wrong way,
Hoping I'll go astray
I'd like to be a pissing person
I wander the highways,
I pee in your doorways
I'm wanted but I'm a pissing person
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 May 2026, 16:22, archived)

He hit me,
But it felt like a piss...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 May 2026, 17:37, archived)

The Poop Poop Song (It's in His Piss)

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 11 May 2026, 17:48, archived)

people say she's crazy she's got urine on the soles of her shoes
well that's one way to fill up these walking boots
streaming urine all the way to her shoes
( vladimir, Mon 11 May 2026, 18:06, archived)

Hey now, hey now now, sing micturition to me
Hey now, hey now now
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 18:30, archived)

Pissters of Mercy, right?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 May 2026, 18:58, archived)

Doktor Avalanche OF PISS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 11 May 2026, 20:19, archived)

You are clearly more drunk than me
Which is impressive
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 11 May 2026, 21:42, archived)