"WOOF WOOF WOOF" says the puppy
"What do you mean, woof woof woof," barks Victor. "you're supposed to be a phone"
"I mean," says the puppy, landing neatly on the floor and shaking itself from nose to tail in one tidy movement, "I mean, WOOF WOOF WOOF. And I note you're the one who's currently barking"
Victor turns puce
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