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I just looked up the lyrics of Sharona by The Knack
it's all about kiddie fiddling.

Have you been surprised to read any song lyrics as an adult that you happily sang along with as a kid?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 May 2026, 10:56, archived)
just a product of the time

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:10, archived)
statue of limitations

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:24, archived)
Donna Summer'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:30, archived)
it's one of the reasons the writer doesn't license the songs for movies
he grew a conscience
(piss and shit, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:11, archived)
And a boner LOL!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:39, archived)
Haha no way lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:42, archived)
that 'happy birthday' bollocks turned out to be shallow, no one gives a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:15, archived)
Like a Prayer is about blow jobs.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:24, archived)
WHAAAATTTTT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:38, archived)
Mind - blown!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:39, archived)

mind knob
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:43, archived)
lolololololol OH YOU TWO YOUNG SCAMPS

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:47, archived)
It's a subgenre known as stat-rock

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:27, archived)
Apparently YMCA isn't about the friendly camerarderie of youth hostelling

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:42, archived)
but Hotel California is actually about a hotel in California called Hotel California

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:48, archived)
i don't believe it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:48, archived)

Victor picks up the phone. A happy American voice barks into his ear "YOUNG MAN!!" "YOUNG?!?!" yells Victor. "YOUNG?? HOW DARE Y-" Victor looks at the phone. It is a puppy
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:55, archived)
+ A happy American puppy, who can talk.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:56, archived)

"WOOF WOOF WOOF" says the puppy
"What do you mean, woof woof woof," barks Victor. "you're supposed to be a phone"
"I mean," says the puppy, landing neatly on the floor and shaking itself from nose to tail in one tidy movement, "I mean, WOOF WOOF WOOF. And I note you're the one who's currently barking"
Victor turns puce
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 11:59, archived)
FOUR TWO NINE ONE!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:01, archived)
Top YouTube comment on that clip:
Back when we had a sense of humour. Probably wouldn't be allowed these days, because of the woke community.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:05, archived)

I just burst out laughing aha oh god
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:10, archived)
I'm angry, and here's my shoehorn

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:17, archived)
Brown Eyed Girl is about anal.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:03, archived)
Brown Girl in the Ring is about anal.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:05, archived)
WHAT

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:07, archived)

, morning
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:10, archived)
"Beat it" is about wanking

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:06, archived)
Eye of the Tiger is about anal. With a tiger.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:07, archived)
Up the junction is a song about sticking to anal as birth control

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:09, archived)
Ring of fire is about post anal

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:09, archived)
apparently, Angels is actually about

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:11, archived)

Angels Beadle
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:13, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:14, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8474750
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:17, archived)
Please Mr Postman is about anal post

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:12, archived)

that's it that's the post that's done it, I'm gone
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:14, archived)
Everybody hurts is about anal

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:14, archived)
Didn't We Almost Have It All by Whitney Houston is about that amount of crack she had

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:32, archived)
bum

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:33, archived)
Big Log by Robert Plant is about enhanced faecal girth
caused by anal
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:35, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:25, archived)
You won't believe what Torn by Natalie Imbruglia is about

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:49, archived)
Exciting update from the in-laws in Brazil
Bunch of ne'er-do-wells drinking in the butecca had a set-to that escalated into a shooting free-for-all. A guy was shot 30 times in front of my mother-in-law's front door. She's staying with us in the UK but has helpfully been able to give the police CCTV footage remotely so they can see what happened.

Family over there often ask "when you coming to visit?"
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:51, archived)
Seems a waste of ammo to me. 2 pops and drop, next target

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:54, archived)
Update - the report was incorrect
the police found 30 used cases on the floor and the guy who had been shot was found wtih 8 bullets in him. Just goes to show how pissed they were.

More information incoming:
" he’s a lower grade crack seller on the corner near a boteco.... Probably a HR issue. He’s very low on the pecking order."
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:01, archived)
30 used cases? someone was packin!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:21, archived)
No, there was a whole bunch of them
My first question was "bunch of pissed up gang members or one gang member with an uzi?"

It was a buch of low-level gang members with shitty guns. Probably Tarus.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:26, archived)
They really need some gun training. That's just poor form .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:43, archived)
Fancy putting a course proposal together?
could be lucrative...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:09, archived)
packin = carrying a gun, 30 used cases = suitcases: packing suitcases, it's a play on words garold

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:32, archived)
He was shot 30 times, hth

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:02, archived)
Also Bird Is The Word
is about the word anal
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 May 2026, 12:52, archived)
Everyone thinks Golden Brown is about heroin but it's actually about anal

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:18, archived)
"texture like bum"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:20, archived)
word of the day: sobriquet

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:25, archived)
it's just creamless icecream. Yuk.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:27, archived)
yes so disappointing

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:28, archived)
ooh nice

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 13 May 2026, 13:28, archived)
What What, In The Butt is actually a condemnation of the Rwandan genocide

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:23, archived)
disgusting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 May 2026, 14:34, archived)
2 become 1 is about docking

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 13 May 2026, 16:39, archived)