That's almost my dating profile word-for-word, except for the bit about being a calf.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 10:34,
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...because that would be weird
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:27,
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Exactly, you get me.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:50,
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