morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 6:56, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 7:05, archived)

:)

( vladimir, Wed 20 May 2026, 7:06, archived)

Hullo.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 7:45, archived)

Congratulations
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/chester-zoos-special-arrival-welcomes-33967513
( mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 7:54, archived)

Thanks, it wasn’t easy sneaking into the zoo and fucking that female aardvark without getting caught.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:19, archived)

aww, the clacker-clacker of massive claws.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:42, archived)

-claws +cloaca

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:46, archived)

“With the calf’s giant ears, long snout and playful personality, we think it’s the perfect fit for a proper good shagging”
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:26, archived)

That's almost my dating profile word-for-word, except for the bit about being a calf.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 10:34, archived)

...because that would be weird

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:27, archived)

Exactly, you get me.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:50, archived)

OH MY GOOD GOD THE EARRRRS

( vladimir, Wed 20 May 2026, 14:13, archived)

Morning
I so completely and utterly can't be bothered today.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:41, archived)

Have you tried painting a roundabout or shouting at a hotel?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 8:50, archived)

It should be quite easy to paint a roundabout
just a big circle with a few roads going off it. I could have a rant at The Waldorf on the way home but I'm still not clear how any of this would make me give any more of a toss about my job.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:29, archived)

Not even the energy for a Nazi salute?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:28, archived)

Barely a zeig. Narry a heil.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:29, archived)

Board is dead again. Did you kill it?

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 May 2026, 9:40, archived)

Yeah

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 9:40, archived)

Can you please pull your finger out and finally get around to killing /links now?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 10:34, archived)

Those guys are so racist they make garold look like Nelson Mandela

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 10:44, archived)

I love how nonchalant he is about it all though, he's totally owning it with zero fuss.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:05, archived)

He has form though, he had that racist meltdown about THE NORTH that time

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:08, archived)

That was Runcorn
I stand by every word I said. Even the caustic soda factory has shut down.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:47, archived)

Awww were you trying to provoke a hissy fit. Shame.

( mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:43, archived)

Well now you've gone and done it
I'm going to update you on the cats!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:48, archived)

Doesn't bother me. I'm just lumping hedgehog in with dozer et al now.

( mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 11:53, archived)

I bet you're feeling a prick!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:09, archived)

No apparently I have permission

( mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:26, archived)

suit yourself

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:22, archived)

Have your permission do I? Wow thanks

( mongychops, Wed 20 May 2026, 12:23, archived)