shit a cock out of your twat

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 21 May 2026, 22:50, archived)

I haven't unlocked that skill yet
Do I need to buy an expansion pack?
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 21 May 2026, 22:55, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2026, 23:19, archived)

I don't have those either
I'm feeling like an NPC right now
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 21 May 2026, 23:33, archived)

non-penis character

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 21 May 2026, 23:58, archived)

lol
also... candelarsebra!
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 22 May 2026, 0:06, archived)

mental image of those bbl pants with candles sticking out

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 22 May 2026, 7:57, archived)

Bollocks?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2026, 23:19, archived)

well, you would say that

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 22 May 2026, 0:06, archived)

congratulations mr h it's twins! two bouncing boys!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 May 2026, 1:37, archived)

poop a peepee out of your pussy

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 21 May 2026, 23:20, archived)

i refuse

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 22 May 2026, 0:08, archived)

alright Ian Hislop, tone it down a bit, we want a no. 1 hit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 22 May 2026, 6:19, archived)

Do I have to?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 May 2026, 7:06, archived)