She's lying

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 26 May 2026, 10:42, archived)

What is Jimmy Nail's favourite reptilian meat-based profiterole?
Crocodile choux!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 10:58, archived)

When a woman fell over in front of Jimmy Nail, what did he say?
Aint no doubt it's plain to see, a woman like you has hurt your knee
( Octo I ruin everything., Tue 26 May 2026, 10:59, archived)

Posting a picture?
STOP!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 26 May 2026, 11:08, archived)

ain't no doubt

( $$ ✅, Tue 26 May 2026, 11:01, archived)