Jacob Dyer, or 'Barnaby Bear',
Whose sojourns were Gallic in flair,
Felt so like a wreck
When some kid burnt his neck,
It's all manifestly unfair.
( .Yeti., Sat 30 May 2026, 20:43, archived)

There once was a fellow named Yeti
Who's banned from the whole Serengheti
For bumming a cow
The people said 'how?'
That curious fellow called b3ta poster and occasionally bizarrely angry person whose nom de plume is Yeti
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 21:02, archived)

I like this
and have clicked 'I like this' accordingly.
( .Yeti., Sat 30 May 2026, 21:17, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 May 2026, 22:39, archived)