Hi again wanker's
Just wanted to mention how fucking shit at limericks I think Edward 'the father of limericks' Lear was.

There once was a flebsite called b3ta
Whose posters thought it would be neater
To save themselves time, they'd lazily rhyme
The fucking word b3ta with b3ta

There you go Edward. Christ alive. I have been drinking.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:01, archived)

Go to bed m8

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:06, archived)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:07, archived)

Hi

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:36, archived)

Queefy old bean, you're absolutely talking my language here
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:16, archived)

"that ridiculous person of quantock" and all of that
in his defence, there was no internet then, so you couldn't look up what rhymes with orange
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:17, archived)

(chocolate, duck, yellow)
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:18, archived)

There was an old man with a beard
Who said 'I'm a man with a beard'
He looked at his beard
Said 'that is a beard'
That beardy old beardy beard beard

GENIUS
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:23, archived)

ahahaaaa

( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:35, archived)

no because now you've made it funny

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:43, archived)

There once was a pattern of rhyme
That did not quite stand test-of-time
In eighteen-something was fine
But by twenty-six, lame
That peculiar structure of orange
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:23, archived)

I've just gnashed my teeth into powder
Thanks m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:24, archived)

:) no worries
there was an old queef of the board
who found reading learmericks hard
his teeth he would gnash
into powder they'd mash
that delicate queef of the board
( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:35, archived)

That old b3ta poster vlad'mir
Said crikey, ooh, isn't it queer?
I've paid for a mansion with my top-notch scancion
But wouldn't dare posting it on this tedious and ultimately infuriating internet chat forum
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:43, archived)

awwwww I LOVE

( vladimir, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:44, archived)

gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt
gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt
gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt
gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt
gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt gunt
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:21, archived)

🤌

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 20:26, archived)

Jacob Dyer, or 'Barnaby Bear',
Whose sojourns were Gallic in flair,
Felt so like a wreck
When some kid burnt his neck,
It's all manifestly unfair.
( .Yeti., Sat 30 May 2026, 20:43, archived)

There once was a fellow named Yeti
Who's banned from the whole Serengheti
For bumming a cow
The people said 'how?'
That curious fellow called b3ta poster and occasionally bizarrely angry person whose nom de plume is Yeti
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 May 2026, 21:02, archived)

I like this
and have clicked 'I like this' accordingly.
( .Yeti., Sat 30 May 2026, 21:17, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 May 2026, 22:39, archived)

to be fair to the fat bearded twat
he was an early adopter and innovator outshone byt those who came later
(piss and shit, Sat 30 May 2026, 21:30, archived)

MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ
IF YOU ARE TOO SEND ME A GAZ
I LIKE GAY SPAZ CUM
I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM
FROM OTHERS WHO ARE GAY AND SPAZ
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 30 May 2026, 23:54, archived)

Errr rob said I won this ages ago m8
b3ta.com/talk/5088565
( mongychops, Sun 31 May 2026, 1:37, archived)

whatever became of shitshitshitshit?

(piss and shit, Sun 31 May 2026, 8:43, archived)

Just left I think. Probably happy twats fault

( mongychops, Sun 31 May 2026, 8:57, archived)

rip :`(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 31 May 2026, 20:11, archived)

(•˕ •マ.ᐟ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 31 May 2026, 2:01, archived)