"Stand down everyone, we're coming in with a former."
"Don't you mean a farmer?"
"Not anymore, he's dead."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:18, archived)

"A former what?"
"Just a former. He was employed in a factory where they used his body to assist in bending pieces of red-hot steel into the desired shape."
"Oh. Well that would explain the horrific burns, I guess."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 1 Jun 2026, 13:30, archived)

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( vladimir Christshutupwillyou?Nobodysreadingallthisshitutype, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 14:09, archived)