It's apropos of nothing
He says his name is William
But I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life
We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday
In a bar that faces a giant car wash
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 19:41, archived)

^ once did a duet with Kid Rock

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:01, archived)

He likes to peel the labels off his bottles of bud

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:39, archived)

coz all I wanna do, is touch some bums
and I gotta feeling I won't stop at one
( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:41, archived)

Obviously not, you said some, not one

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:49, archived)

looks like the sun's come up over santa pedantica boulevard already :)
( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:51, archived)

I'm a little ray of pitch black

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 20:57, archived)

8-D x

( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Mon 1 Jun 2026, 21:59, archived)