You could have a yam
Or teacakes with jam
A fried slice of spam
Or some 50p ham
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:32, archived)

that sounds ok
but I have to say
just like Nabokov:
nah, fuck off
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:09, archived)

hello
( vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:27, archived)

a sudden vladimir
how very queer
to see you here
alas I fear
I am not your peer
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:58, archived)

I wandered lonely as a vlad
who's mocked for their too-ardent heart
When all at once, I was not sad
I spied a greetable Aardvark
( vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:53, archived)

your loneliness should soon abate
and joyous company be your fate
an ardent heart should not be mocked
unless you are a massive cock
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:26, archived)

awwww :)
( vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 17:44, archived)