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Afternoon, eleventh of June
What's new in toon?

Or whatever, tell me of your lunch or something.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:20, archived)
Hi Will

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:23, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:32, archived)
Arseboon
Smoked salmon/cream cheese beigel. Nice but would rather something hot.

Returning here Sat night, it's gr8
roerestaurant.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:26, archived)
Looks good but is a bit out of the way for me
Is it worth the trip?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:33, archived)
It'll be my second visit, last time was for my birthday
It's fucking great. Real mix of cuisines so something for everyone/most people

They also have Fallow in Mayfair, and Fowl which is an upmarket fried chicken shop
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:25, archived)
They're hiring, get your CV in m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:20, archived)
I contacted them
Apparently they don't need a nude beatboxer right now but they said they'd keep me on file :/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:26, archived)
Fingers crossed they might need you at short notice.
Nude beatboxers are famously mercurial in temperament and as such are prone to storming out.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:35, archived)
We've all done it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:28, archived)
Fallow have their own YouTube channel on how to cook various things 'like a chef'.
It's pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:36, archived)
Yeah it really is, eh
I've learnt a great deal from them
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:42, archived)
afternoon willenium
have you got any, um
stuff we can eat
something like cold meat
that won't ruin our tea
catastrophically
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:30, archived)
Nothing untill the delivery this afteronnon I'm afraid

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:32, archived)
arseboon deliveroo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:51, archived)
You could have a yam
Or teacakes with jam
A fried slice of spam
Or some 50p ham
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:32, archived)
that sounds ok
but I have to say
just like Nabokov:
nah, fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:09, archived)

hello
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:27, archived)

a sudden vladimir
how very queer
to see you here
alas I fear
I am not your peer
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:58, archived)

I wandered lonely as a vlad
who's mocked for their too-ardent heart
When all at once, I was not sad
I spied a greetable Aardvark
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:53, archived)

your loneliness should soon abate
and joyous company be your fate
an ardent heart should not be mocked
unless you are a massive cock
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:26, archived)

awwww :)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 17:44, archived)
Beetroot gaspacho
And delicious it was too
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:45, archived)
So like borscht but without the soured cream?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:33, archived)
Yes, although you can add a dollop on top, along with a slice of bacon if it takes your fancy.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:39, archived)
I added a dollop on top of your nan, along with a slice of bacon IYKWIM

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:49, archived)
You shagged my nan?
She's been dead along time.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 14:33, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8477502
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8477479
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:52, archived)
Don't just leave it there, some of us are still interested

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 23:30, archived)
nans absolutely have to be decanted

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 9:18, archived)
'Noon
Balsamic glazed roast chicken sandwiches with fontina and beef tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:46, archived)
Everyone here seems to eat better than I do
Is /talk the foodie section?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:50, archived)
You should gaz mongychops, he knows about this sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:17, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:21, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 23:41, archived)
I tried 100 year old balsamic in Rome
It was fucking amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:30, archived)
Shop near my old house used to sell 90 year old balsamic

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:43, archived)
I had no idea aged balsamic was a thing

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:05, archived)
Very much so
There are 'old money' Italian families with their own private barrels in the producers' cellars, and they will start a barrel from the 'mother' (the vinegar equivalent to an ancient sourdough starter) to commemorate the birth of a child so they grow up to have their own personal named vinegar. It's a big fucking deal and โ‚ฌโ‚ฌโ‚ฌโ‚ฌ
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:27, archived)
Don't forget to smash that like button and subscribe, guy's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 15:34, archived)
balsamic is stored in the bals

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 16:25, archived)
And absolutely has to be decanted

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 22:23, archived)
Meatballs

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:51, archived)
ham sandwiches and aldi crisps

(piss and shit, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:53, archived)
Aldi is a horrible flavour.
I prefer cheese and onion.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 12:56, archived)
I find cheese and onion to be a Lidl strong for my taste

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:14, archived)
what's your prefered strength of Chesse and Onion crisp?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:18, archived)
Tangy

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:21, archived)
Lunch absolutely has to be decanted

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:15, archived)
lunch is stored in the bowls

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:46, archived)
I had yoghurt with chopped apple and some muesli
there's a loaf of bread in the oven and it looks like it's gonna be a doozy but I was too hungry to wait for it to bake and then cool down enough to slice.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:51, archived)
I like how your couldn't-wait snack has made me see you as a little rodent

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:53, archived)

bitey little teeth
tremulous whiskers
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 11 Jun 2026, 13:54, archived)