I can’t tell if you’re using AI to generate posts like this or if you have some sort of head trauma.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 11:20, archived)

It's from The Guardian, so yes, head trauma

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 12:05, archived)

Adrian Chiles, you mean.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Jun 2026, 14:15, archived)

His latest was beyond parody, I think he's doing it on purpose, he knows how bad it is
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jun/10/pump-action-soap-dispensers-disgrace
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 14:38, archived)

Openly mocking us at this point.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Jun 2026, 15:06, archived)

and getting paid for it, I'm going to pretend I'm not envious

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 16:24, archived)

He's a demonstration of how absolutely anyone can become a successful Guardian journalist,
as long as you're married to the paper's chief editor.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 12 Jun 2026, 17:05, archived)

thiiiiiiiiiiiisssss ^^^^^^

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 17:32, archived)

although I do have to say I agree with M'Lady Chiles on this issue. And it's why the sensible course is to not throw the previous one away until you've tested the new one. That way, you have exchangeability of that bit of the kit should the unthinkable happen; a duff mech in the new bottle

katy I'm available at reasonable rates for more of this, dm me x
( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Fri 12 Jun 2026, 17:34, archived)