Aaannd I'm turning my phone off for the night The mental has repeatedly called me, demanding that I tell her what I did with the £200 she gave me.
She never gave me £200.
She's called my cousin numerous times and she's tried to tell her mum that she controls the bank account, so her mum couldn't possibly have given me the money without her both knowing and okaying it. She disagrees and claims that she's been to the bank today and drawn the money out(it's Sunday, she literally can't, plus she has a daily limit of £30) to give it to me. I'm sick of dealing with this nonsense now and I'm literally waiting for the police to show up, because I can fully believe that she would send them after me for stealing from her. I am strongly considering alcoholism as a life choice.
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Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 14 Jun 2026, 19:12,
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Sounds like Smashy could do with her extended family being decunted.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 14 Jun 2026, 22:55,
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Mum definitely needs a sisterectomy (
Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 15 Jun 2026, 13:56,
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