Fucking hell mate, it's been an hour, are you just going to leave us hanging like this?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 11:58, archived)

spoiler, it's all lies and he's a telephone sanitization specialist longing for the old days

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 12:27, archived)

you heartless bully
he's topped himself
(piss and shit, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 13:53, archived)

Just had my email, apparently they forgot me. My role is listed as a 'competitive match'.
Presumably the next stage is gladiatorial combat to decide the victor.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 17:48, archived)