morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 7:06, archived)

Mr. Tea

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Jun 2026, 7:26, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 7:38, archived)

AaaAAAAaaaaAaaaardvaaAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaAAAAaaAaArk!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 8:44, archived)

👍

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Jun 2026, 9:13, archived)

Hello y'all

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 9:29, archived)

-Hello y'all +garold

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 9:42, archived)

Saw a comment from someone with the username ’Nipsy Brownstain’
and I was almost tempted to change my account name. But I won’t, because some chump on here will steal mine
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 10:04, archived)

Dozer will. He's well wacki like that. Him and his Mates mates.

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 10:16, archived)

Lighten up mate.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 10:59, archived)

Ringo Shart
Nicehole Skidmarks
PooJay and Dungstain
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 11:01, archived)

Steve Jobbies

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 11:04, archived)

Egwina Curryskid

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 11:43, archived)

This is exciting, just been on the ICB restructuring meeting and can expect an email in the next half an hour to tell me if I'm losing my clinical lead job.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 10:57, archived)

:(
( vladimir, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 11:37, archived)

Fucking hell mate, it's been an hour, are you just going to leave us hanging like this?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 11:58, archived)

spoiler, it's all lies and he's a telephone sanitization specialist longing for the old days

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 12:27, archived)

you heartless bully
he's topped himself
(piss and shit, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 13:53, archived)

Just had my email, apparently they forgot me. My role is listed as a 'competitive match'.
Presumably the next stage is gladiatorial combat to decide the victor.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 17:48, archived)

lead is poison, hth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 12:25, archived)

Hence the two types of guitar in a rock band.
Poison guitar and fish guitar.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Jun 2026, 12:34, archived)

what about is a dancer guitar?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 19:11, archived)

Lead is stored in the plumbums

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 12:35, archived)

There's plenty of it in my pencil, IYKWIM

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Jun 2026, 17:49, archived)