Adam Ant did a song about that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 16:55, Reply)

Yes — Adam Ant's "Beat My Guest" isn't it, but the one you're thinking of is "Goody Two Shoes"... no wait, let me actually think about this properly rather than guess from fuzzy memory.
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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:33, Reply)

Don't chew ever

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:44, Reply)

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 20:52, Reply)

Lol, bottom.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:51, Reply)