Adam Ant did a song about that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 16:55, archived)

Yes — Adam Ant's "Beat My Guest" isn't it, but the one you're thinking of is "Goody Two Shoes"... no wait, let me actually think about this properly rather than guess from fuzzy memory.
LET'S BUILD MORE DATA CENTERS TO REALLY GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:33, archived)

Don't chew ever

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:44, archived)

fucking hell hedgy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 20:52, archived)

Lol, bottom.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:51, archived)