A sexy, sexy six out of seven you lolloping gang of flumps
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( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 12:48, Reply)

3/7 Leadership Cuntest

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 12:55, Reply)

wait WhatsApp is exempt?? lolololol
( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 13:29, Reply)

4/7 Tony Hart belfie

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 13:34, Reply)

5/7 carol vorderman's aromatic bumhole

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 13:52, Reply)

4/7 half a packet of Wotsits but at least they haven't gone soft

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 13:58, Reply)

2/7 that wet wipe is actually just kitchen roll covered in piss

(piss and shit, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:09, Reply)

and shit

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:13, Reply)

naturally

(piss and shit, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:16, Reply)

6/7

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:12, Reply)

*waggles hands*

(piss and shit, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:17, Reply)

*shakes booty*
*stops after knocking over a cup*
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:51, Reply)

you ever think about how birds don't chew?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:23, Reply)

But they swallow

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:30, Reply)

150/10 this is high quality posting

( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:33, Reply)

I’ve never clicked so swiftly

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:34, Reply)

\o/

( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 15:18, Reply)

Going for a full house, martin?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 18:55, Reply)

Caravan of Dove

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:03, Reply)

Perfect Tern

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:53, Reply)

👏

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 20:12, Reply)

O
^ spare o
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 20:54, Reply)

You bunch of tits

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 20 Jun 2026, 0:19, Reply)

No.

( mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:47, Reply)

too busy wondering if fish piss?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:30, Reply)

Adam Ant did a song about that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 16:55, Reply)

Yes — Adam Ant's "Beat My Guest" isn't it, but the one you're thinking of is "Goody Two Shoes"... no wait, let me actually think about this properly rather than guess from fuzzy memory.
LET'S BUILD MORE DATA CENTERS TO REALLY GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:33, Reply)

Don't chew ever

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:44, Reply)

fucking hell hedgy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 20:52, Reply)

Lol, bottom.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 19 Jun 2026, 19:51, Reply)

5/7 Winky wanky whallop

( broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2026, 14:37, Reply)