It's a joke as old as time, I'm sure, but there was a nice cartoon based on it in Private Eye a few months back.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:41, Reply)

Did you hear about when the cops in Pastryland caught a thief?
They put him in a custardy sweet.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:42, Reply)

Jokes like this make me helpless with simple delight, like a mentally deficient puppy
( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 10:46, Reply)

\o/

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 Jun 2026, 11:56, Reply)

-simple +angel

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 13:55, Reply)

ALSO THIS :)

( vladimir Vlad to see you!, Sun 21 Jun 2026, 16:54, Reply)