Ray Davies wrote 'lola' after getting accidentally bummed off a ladyboy in Thailand

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 19:58, Reply)

Why "off", and not "by"?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:30, Reply)

he was standing on the edge of a cliff at the time

(piss and shit, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:32, Reply)

piss by

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:41, Reply)

I heard he wanted to write a song about coca cola and just looked for easy rhymes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:31, Reply)

No, it's because he just found the first letter of the alphabet hilarious for some reason.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:32, Reply)

i'm not the world's most passionate guy, lol @ a tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:39, Reply)

<s>not</s> <s>u</s> a

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:43, Reply)

snots sus a

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:40, Reply)

The irony is that he had to change the lyric 'coca cola' to 'cherry cola' after the coca cola company complained that he was making their product look gay

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:40, Reply)

No no, the irony thing is something to do with spoons

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:37, Reply)

Alright Alanis, calm down.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:40, Reply)

it RAINED, SOMEWHERE, on my WEDDING DAY

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:44, Reply)

I ORDERED TOO MANY SPOONS
This wedding is a total disaster
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 7:07, Reply)