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GAY SEX
not really, VERY GAY SEX

alt: helmreek
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 18:49, Reply)
zzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 18:55, Reply)
Iiiiiit's gay sex gay sex very very gay sex. It's very gay sex

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 19:05, Reply)
Fruit and nuts

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 19:29, Reply)
Oh bugger off, you silly sod.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 19:42, Reply)
Keir Starmer's leaving card

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 19:48, Reply)
Did you know that 'richard' is gay for 'penus'?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:08, Reply)
No kinkshaming, please

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 19:47, Reply)
Ray Davies wrote 'lola' after getting accidentally bummed off a ladyboy in Thailand

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 19:58, Reply)
Why "off", and not "by"?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:30, Reply)
he was standing on the edge of a cliff at the time

(piss and shit, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:32, Reply)
piss by

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:41, Reply)
I heard he wanted to write a song about coca cola and just looked for easy rhymes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:31, Reply)
No, it's because he just found the first letter of the alphabet hilarious for some reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:32, Reply)
i'm not the world's most passionate guy, lol @ a tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:39, Reply)
<s>not</s> <s>u</s> a

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:43, Reply)
snots sus a

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:40, Reply)
The irony is that he had to change the lyric 'coca cola' to 'cherry cola' after the coca cola company complained that he was making their product look gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:40, Reply)
No no, the irony thing is something to do with spoons

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:37, Reply)
Alright Alanis, calm down.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:40, Reply)
it RAINED, SOMEWHERE, on my WEDDING DAY

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:44, Reply)
I ORDERED TOO MANY SPOONS
This wedding is a total disaster
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 7:07, Reply)
are you offering?
cos no offense, but I could do better
(piss and shit, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:03, Reply)
^ best at gay sex

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:07, Reply)
I placed well, but wasn't in contention for a medal :(

(piss and shit, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 20:31, Reply)
i got the bronze

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:07, Reply)
I finished up coming at the bottom

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:18, Reply)
"How did you do in the wanking race, darling?"
"Well I didn't come first, but I held my own."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 22 Jun 2026, 21:52, Reply)