Yeah, the Two Towers lost it a bit for an hour or two but otherwise they were decent adaptations.
Not including the Hobbit films, which were... unnecessary.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 16:25, archived)

I have deliberately avoided seeing those.
I understand the source material feels thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Jun 2026, 16:42, archived)

I reckon there's a passable movie there if you combine them, but as it stands they're bloated and the embellishments are tone-deaf
J R R Rowling
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 16:52, archived)

There are apparently some fan edits that do a decent job of this.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Jun 2026, 17:37, archived)

You're on minus sex at this point
Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh70r9MXAvY
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 17:41, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 23 Jun 2026, 17:43, archived)

fan'i's, maybe yours will have sex

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 23 Jun 2026, 17:59, archived)