tell a story, tell the customer a story, tell the customer a story about the carrots in their dinner, they need to be able to imagine their food in this fridge, ok great everyone let's break there, and could someone please stop jack crying again, look nobody loves this stuff jack, we'd all rather be writing our porn novellas, but we are where we are
( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:21, Reply)

I like this.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:58, Reply)

\o/

( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 14:17, Reply)

ffs Tony stop offering Jack those fucking carrots

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 14:06, Reply)

lol

( vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 14:17, Reply)

Not even Camberwell ones?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 24 Jun 2026, 17:25, Reply)