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morning

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 7:12, Reply)
Somewhere in the world it is less than 36 degrees.
Just not here.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 24 Jun 2026, 7:12, Reply)
Fewer.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 7:19, Reply)
Phwoar.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 7:53, Reply)
Fucking hell that’s why it’s so hot
CANDLES
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 8:11, Reply)
Thanks! My b3ta account can now legally drink in the US of A. But it's not going.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 24 Jun 2026, 9:39, Reply)
Yeah I'm fairly cool

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 8:41, Reply)
Was it worth getting up for? One of my neighbors asked me, what the hell happened to england? I didn't know what that meant at first, they're just doing what england do.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:59, Reply)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 16:09, Reply)
morning
Weather eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 7:36, Reply)
What about it?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 7:46, Reply)
a novel by Stephen King
but that’s not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 7:54, Reply)
The Running Out Of Time To Do Anything About Climate Change Man

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 24 Jun 2026, 9:15, Reply)
alright Meat Loaf

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 9:20, Reply)
Like a climate from hell, I'll be warm when the morning comes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 9:39, Reply)
The Tommy's Knockers

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 24 Jun 2026, 9:56, Reply)
The Dead Ozone

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:07, Reply)
shIT

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:29, Reply)
Yeah, rainy season my arse. Ain't raining at all

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 8:45, Reply)
Last thing you want is a rainy arse

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 9:19, Reply)
Loved him in Westerns

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 9:49, Reply)
loved him in Allo Allo

(piss and shit, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:48, Reply)
Oh, sweaty ballsacs
and clammy clams are rife.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 9:10, Reply)

just checking out the customer reviews on a fridge-freezer. enjoying the 5* review that reads in its entirety: "keeps stuff cold"
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:11, Reply)

I mean fucking A-1 really, what else do you need in a fridge-freezer
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:12, Reply)
"It's as cold as ice, and it's willing to sacrifice our love, would buy again"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:14, Reply)

hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:16, Reply)

reading about another one rn which is promising a way to "say goodbye to food wastage and hello to efficient storage solutions"
I'd go insane writing this stuff, fully insane
back with the first one again: "...Plus, the LED lighting makes it easy to grab those carrots in a flash if you forgot to add them to the stew that’s already bubbling away. Dinner’s saved."
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:19, Reply)

tell a story, tell the customer a story, tell the customer a story about the carrots in their dinner, they need to be able to imagine their food in this fridge, ok great everyone let's break there, and could someone please stop jack crying again, look nobody loves this stuff jack, we'd all rather be writing our porn novellas, but we are where we are
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 10:21, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:58, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 14:17, Reply)
ffs Tony stop offering Jack those fucking carrots

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 14:06, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 14:17, Reply)
Not even Camberwell ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 24 Jun 2026, 17:25, Reply)
I've just had an email from Rebel MC, or Congo Natty as he calls himself these days
He addressed me as 'Lion' lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 11:49, Reply)
Because of the constant fibs.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 12:26, Reply)

I played cards with two friends at the zoo once, I lost so much money. One was lion about his hand and the other was a cheetah
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 12:55, Reply)
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 12:55, Reply)
oh vlad :'(

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 13:06, Reply)

*happy sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir it's ironic bcs in real life I'm an absolute cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 14:17, Reply)
Was he clarifying whether he is a Yankee or a Londoner?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 14:08, Reply)
He's not been feeling well, poor chap
Ruff like a ninja, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 24 Jun 2026, 16:51, Reply)