Tell the group everything at once

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:16, archived)

...I see

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:47, archived)

but wait, there's more...

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:51, archived)

2 complaints against me today
One is that a spider apparently decided to attach a thread of silk from the ceiling to the top of a computer monitor last night, which is obviously my fault. The other is that there was a fingerprint on the light switch.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:46, archived)

Did you happen to switch off the light on the way out? And encourage spiders?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 0:11, archived)

that's the spider's fingerprint of course
he couldn't sleep with the light on
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 0:48, archived)

the fact this went by unremarked is an absolute fucking travesty
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 23:11, archived)

*sigh* it's Very Good vlad.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:20, archived)

That was me m8

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 14:46, archived)