Evening
How are we all holding up
Is everyone staying hydrated
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:15, archived)

*hic*
you betcha I am, old matey old pal

not really a 'new world' chap on the whole but I've got a very nice Chilean cabernet sauvignon on the go, not too vulgar and brash, I like it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:40, archived)

akk akk akk Chilean
bleurgh
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:58, archived)

Happy 4 u tho babes

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:58, archived)

They actually have some obscure old vines in S America which no longer exist in Europe

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:10, archived)

you would've know them they go to another vineyard

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:31, archived)

+e

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 0:09, archived)

I'm hot, annoyed and hydrating with cider.

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:54, archived)

Great job Smash Monkey 2

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 20:57, archived)

Not according to the cunts in health and safety
Which is why I'm annoyed
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:00, archived)

Tell the group everything at once

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:16, archived)

...I see

( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:47, archived)

but wait, there's more...

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:51, archived)

2 complaints against me today
One is that a spider apparently decided to attach a thread of silk from the ceiling to the top of a computer monitor last night, which is obviously my fault. The other is that there was a fingerprint on the light switch.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:46, archived)

Did you happen to switch off the light on the way out? And encourage spiders?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 0:11, archived)

that's the spider's fingerprint of course
he couldn't sleep with the light on
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 0:48, archived)

the fact this went by unremarked is an absolute fucking travesty
( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 23:11, archived)

*sigh* it's Very Good vlad.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 17:20, archived)

That was me m8

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 14:46, archived)

On my third consecutive day of cold baths.
It's like Jacob's Ladder all up in this bitch.
( .Yeti., Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:47, archived)

how so please explain
If it helps bear in mind I have no cultural reference points fresher that 2003
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 22:05, archived)

There's a point in the fillum where he throws a massive fever
and they put him in a bath and dump a big bag of ice all over him.
( .Yeti., Sat 27 Jun 2026, 5:51, archived)

OH thank you I see. This sounds very appealing actually

( vladimir, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 8:12, archived)

Rick WAKE-man

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 21:57, archived)

what I thought I'd do to make myself feel better was sit in the darkening garden and listen to James Taylor singing Fire and Rain
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 22:06, archived)

but not directly, OH no. Instead I thought I'd listen to it spilling into the cooling night from a neighbour's open window. I'm a PUDDLE
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 22:09, archived)

It's Saturday, it's 5am. Sun will be rising.

( mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:07, archived)

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9yRhhk2jlJA
( vladimir, Fri 26 Jun 2026, 23:33, archived)

I saw the second half of the Uruguay game, nasty fucking performance by them I thought

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 3:05, archived)